New Years Hi. Like the says, I am alone for new years so just seeing who's out there. I am also off work from x / x - x / x ... so if you wanna chill we can! I was born and raised in San Francisco. Yes.. I'm a San Francisco native and I am currently working. I am down to earth, easy going, care free, and my head on straight. Let's chat? All ages are welcome! Kik or ? *Disclaimer* I posted this ad a while back, and the results were overwhelming. I didn't get to reply to every because I only have so much spare time, feelings were hurt (unintentionally). There were a few promising people but I met someone in 'real' life and everything kind of dissipated. My bad. And neither 'real' life nor xxx worked out for me in the end. Epic fail. So I'm trying my luck again. Whatev. *Now to my original ad* Today, yesterday I suppose, I meandered up and down Bardstown Road in search of a x -month belated badass birthday gift for my brother. While on this trek, I came to a downcast realization. While surrounded by saccharinely adorable couples strolling hand in hand with dog in tow, I began to envy them. I want to find someone to have puppies with and saunter the streets sickeningly and undeniably in love. After discovering this unknown desire, I began to think of where I could meet such a potential person. I could sit at coffee shops like a creeper, I could drunkenly make out with people at parties, or I could coyly approach people in stores or wherever the hell this elusive place adorable and happy couples meet. But, none of these really seem like a reasonable equation for love or something like it. Then again, I could post a tediously long and verbose anonymous posting on the Internet for every masturbating deadbeat to read, while hoping that someone amazing could become enamored by simple arrangement of pixels on a screen and subsequently reply�but I fear that may be too much to ask. *crosses fingers in vain hope* In case you didn�t know, it�s currently summertime. I leave my life as a college student, to lead my life as a lazy deadbeat. Without classes and a schedule, I merely sleep �til noon, then party and chill with my friends. This doesn�t leave much room for meeting a potential suitor. Hopefully, now you understand my I-don�t-know-where-to-meet-guys-without-my-best-friends-inhibiting-my-chances dilemma. Okay, so enough of that spiel; now on to about who I am and what I�m about. x . When my friends introduce me to new people, they say something along the lines of, �This is my friend *my name here* and she�s the shit.� I guess it�s true; I can�t help being undeniably cool, funny, and witty�yet extremely humble and shy. x . Although only xxx mere decades old, I�m wise beyond my years. This often presents issue when pursuing men and relationships, at least that�s what I�ve been told by said �men� involved in said �relationships.� x . I don�t really care what the general public thinks about me. Some days I throw on sweats and walk out the door in my pajamas. Other days, I spend an hour plus on my hair and makeup and dress as cutely as possible. I do what I feel, I feel what I do. I rock a cute hair cut with a bit of unconventional coloring, i.e. purple *edited, I got rid of my purple hair for my new job*. I have very visible, yet minute tattoos. And am $ x and some gall away from having metal grace my face. I do these seeming �unconventional� things because in all honesty, I am a bit unconventional, my beliefs and perspective of the world is so. x . I have peace-sign tattoos. I try to live my life according to such rules: peace, love, and equality for all. I�ve been told I�m a humanitarian, my friends teasingly refer to me as their �hippie friend� and I just roll with the punches, smiling. x . I�m diverse in my facets of interest. I�m well written and well read, I suppose. Yet, I still kick ass in mathematics and the sciences (I did however fail my history class, in epic proportions). I read poetry and historical fiction and even tabloid bullshit. I listen to underground rap and indie bands, holding a soft spot for synth pop and Britpop. I write newspaper articles and am working on a novel. I draw, sculpt, sew, knit, participate inWarrenton girl cummin on Warrenton boy photography, sex dates Stamford Connecticut all that cool shit and jazz. I love air conditioning, yet live for sunshine-y hikes through the woods, adventures gallery-hopping, strolls through Waterfront Park and fierce rounds of Ultimate Frisbee. I have a wild side, but take scholastics very seriously and maintain a scholarship. I never ignore an opportunity to meet someone unmet or learn something unlearned. I like to believe I have superior taste in music and movies and all things awesome, but I just may be biased. x . I�m very shy at first glance. Yet, after a few drinks or around the right company, I will dance on tables in a packed Caf� x or run through the streets of Louisville bottomless (On a dare, mind you. I�m never xxx to lose a bet). I shamelessly and obnoxiously dance and sing to x OH! x , Bloc Party, Girl Talk, or other like bands, while cruising the streets, windows rolled down music blasting in my car and shit so cash. Now, to you, my friend. What I am seeking in a potential companion: *I could never imagine myself in a lasting relationship of any sort with a huntin� and fishin� rough and tumble sort of guy. Also, I think a relationship with a politically conservative person, or anyone who takes politics seriously, would only lead to unintelligent arguments. *I try my damned hardest to not be shallow. I mean, if I were modelesque and gracing the pages of magazines, maybe I�d have room to be a materialistic bitch. I�m not seeking �perfect� or Grecian statue�I just want cute or adorable. I'm not perfect by any means, hell I don't even know if I'm pretty. I hope so, though. I am magnetically attracted to boys with well-kept scruffy facial hair, cool hair, tattoos, piercings, and sharp dressers who play instruments and skateboard and are articulate and brilliant. But, I know it�s unrealistic to expect a response from such an elusive breed of gentleman. So, come as you are. *If you do not understand that �your� is a possessive term and �you�re� is a conjunction of �you� and �are� please move on. *Being motivated and educated is a must. I'm a college student and would love the same. I mean, I live in 'college kid world' and it's a bit different than the real world. Ideally, cheating wives Porto ny I want a mature x - x year old or I'd even settle for an immature x - x . Hell, x - x immature, mature, all are welcome. *Vegetarians, vegans, or vegetarian friendly folk would be divine. *I�d love to be able to proudly introduce you to my friends, my friends consisting of musicians, of frat boys and sorority girls, of recluse scholars, of people leading alternative lifestyles. I�d love to find someone to sneak into bars with and enjoy good music or play beer pong with at wild and crazy parties. I�d love to hold great conversations and grand debates about the meaning of life or just watch great cinematic masterpieces. So, in closing: I am a pretty cool and chill kid. I think I may be worth your time.at least I hope I am. And, you should totally respond to this epic poem of a xxx ad. I mean, I did waste many a minute typing this shit up, and you wouldn�t want me to lead my life response-less, now, would you? Just drop me a line, yo. I am very, very busy but will do my best to get back to you. And, in the end, all I want from this venture: find someone whom I can walk hand-in-hand with myyourour dog down Bardstown Road, emblazoning some young person�s vision of love. |